How do people find this book if they can't use google? I imagine if you can't even use google, you probably need some help to get to the bookstore, find the book, and hell, figure out how to pay. Recently though, some of us have been sharing google searches that led people to our sites, so I thought I would share a few new ones. trust me, it's better than the serious crap I've been typing and saving as drafts....A while back, I mentioned the word verifier word was pigsxxx. Librarian made a comment that someone searching for pig porn was bound to find my site, and sure enough, a recent search for pig porn listed my site as #2. Number one is too disgusting to even type, but I feel honored to be in their company, and feel sorry for the person who read through my site (23 minutes) diligently looking for the pig porn reference.(So far, they haven't returned.)
My $150 Beamer post brought in a few people, nothing weird there, but once again, I am sure some disappointment was present.
Someone with some issues about their gender found the post clarifying my gender, but did not receive any assistance finding their own. Sad. They haven't returned either, but they've got more important things to deal with anyway.
Here is the most perplexing search ever received on my site. Someone found this when searching for Howie Mandell. Why oh why would anyone be searching for Howie Mandell? I have spent numerous minutes trying to figure this one out, and I just can't do it. Somethings are probably better left unexplained.
10 comments:
interesting!
a man matching howie mandell's resemblance was seen around here stuffing hogs into an econoline van. things have grown thin for howie ever since the inflated-rubber-glove-over-the-head joke grew old. which, by the way, was his only joke.
My dear, I'm so glad the pig sex paid off. I mean... not that you've had sex with a pig... or... well... I don't know if you have or not... and I'm not judging if you have... or if it paid off for you... but what I'm trying to say is... I forget.
YAY PIG SEX!
Oh, and I actually had to attend a librarian workshop on how to search for things NOT using Google. There are classes designed to "deprogram" people from relying on it too much. How about that for a monopoly!
I don't usually comment on word verification, but this one is "FCISM." Fascism? Google and fascism... hmmm.
Maybe there is a market for Breathing for Dummies. I could pen that sucker in no time flat.
I can't help but chuckle at ALL of your posts.
That Beemer is like, GORGEOUS. I guess you could sell it if you wanted to get some extra cash, but if I had one of the seven series, I'D NEVER PART WITH IT.
Vroom!
How do you like the Audi T4's? Paddle shifters? UHHHHH HUHHHHH
I think the people who purchase "Google for Dummies" might also be in the market for "How to use a bathroom for Dummies."
I found your site by searching for "fucking freaky-ass mannequins".
I still have nightmares, you big jerk!
Love ya.
Nightmares, I tell you!!!
Swa-weet!
I love how Howie Mandell is a germ-o-phobe....maybe you can also be reached by googling househould cleaning products...
Mr. Clean= Mr.Bobby
Spic n Span= El Bobby Loco
Comet= Bean me up Bobby...
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