Yesterday, I realized that on Wednesday, I maybe over did it with 4 posts in one day. Granted, none of them were earth shattering, none of them drastically (or undrastically) changed anyone's life, and they didn't cure anyone's crabs. (I guess they could have provided some distraction to someone who was reading them while recovering from crabs, but I digress...)I did have a maniacal burst of energy on Wednesday, and had a lack of outlets to apply the energy to, so it all came here. So yesterday, I took it easy, read and commented on blogs I like and didn't post anything.
Now, today, I am feeling guilty. But I am not going to throw just anything out there. I have some thoughts running around, that I am going to work on later, but for now, I am going to continue to read and comment elsewhere.
Two interesting notes
1. Another person found my sight looking for pig porn, but their search was FOUR pigs XXX. Is pig porn big enough now that not just sexy pics of pigs are enough, but entire pig orgies are out there? I don't want to know, really.
2. Someone from Limerick, Ireland visited my site. I didn't even know there was a place actually called Limerick. (Geography was never a strong point of mine.) Is this the town that Limericks started, or was it named afterwards? Welcome, visitor from Limerick, and I won't post a limerick trying to be cute, I am sure you get that all the time.
16 comments:
I think, perhaps, the frequency which you discuss pig porn on your blog is in itself causing a pig porn fad. People are trying to find it because you mention it often. They've gone hog wild.
Limerick, Ireland is cool. I get hits from all over the world and wonder if they even get a fraction of my sarcasm. Did the person from Uganda appreciate the South Park pics? It's a mystery. If only we could interview them.
And with the newest post, I will get people looking for "pig porn limericks".
I think I will make up dirty titles just to attract people and disappoint them, heh heh.
Even your non-posts make me shiver with glee.
Pig Porn. That is just so wrong in so many ways. LOL
I got a hit from someone in Africa who was looking up 'upper crust'. I chuckle thinking that it was probably some scientist researching the earths layers or something.
theres really a place called lymric? get out! next youll tell me there is really a nantucket too!
Actually, you may have cured me. I did feel a lot less itchy, you know down there. Also, that search was me, but it was a typo, I mean Fig Porn XXX. Oh, I love me my Fig Porn.
Ohh, Heeeeeeeeere it is! . I must've made a typo in my google search.
So Bono and Missouri wanna get with you. that is ok, not bad....
I have a freind who has not been blogged yet...she is so into you...i love it...
so hey, runners...
like i said before, who would chase you???
I just posted about keyword searches. It's an interesting thing... once they have searched, do they stay? I wonder...
Pig Porn Limericks. (Just wanted to help out.)
Excuse me, but nobody laughed at my big corn. I was pretty proud of myself.
It's too early for me to post coherently with no coffee, bur spinning girl, I loved the big corn.
we had people over and I got some weird looks when I laughed at it. When they asked, I just said it was too long of a story.
I am on my way to Limerick today!
Serena, see if you can find the person who visited my blog, heh heh.
Just ask random strangers, "Have you heard of Bobby and his verbal vomit?" It should be a great conversation starter.
Lulu, if you click the "Sitemeter" link, WAY at the bottom of my blog page, it will take you to the sitemeter website.
After a REALLY quick signup, they give you the HTML to put into your template.
If you need more help, let me know. If I can figure it out, I am confident you can too. Or at least, together we can.
Just beware, the stats are sometimes neat and interesting, and at other times, I get consumed by questions, like, "Why are Thursdays so slow on my site? Didn't I post something good or interesting?" and stuff like that.
I wanted to put up a sitemeter, and decided against it. I could see myself getting obsessive about checking it.
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