Kate Gosselin should be neutered.

Or is it "Kate should be spayed"? I always forget what it is you do to dogs to keep them from procreating on national television. No the words, just which one is for male dogs, and which one is for bitches. (The dog term for "bitches", not the other one, chill out.)

Seriously, a reality dating show for Kate, who is airing a reality show with her kids at the monent? Enough is enough. Obviously her fan base isn't THAT great, or she would have lasted longer on that dancing show. So cut it out already.

Please.

Pretty please?

*Note: I really don't watch this stuff, just saw it on the news. Promise.

Ralph Machio is my hero.

You SOOOO gotta watch this. Make sure you click the Ralph Machio link, otherwise you might end up watching something I didn't like. And you wouldn't want that.

Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio from Ralph Macchio

Favorite line of the month....

Aside from Brittany from Glee, who has some of the best one liners (I think my cat's been reading my diary), here is my favorite.

"My mom's condition has remainded relatively unchanged since she died five years
ago."

Courtesy of Straight Guy with Girly Dogs, whose link can be found to the right. I am always at a loss when people ask "What are you doing for Mother's Day?" or "Have you called your mom lately?" (To which I used to say, no, the seance is not until next week.)

I am hereby stealing Straight Guy's response. If people don't appreciate the humor, oh well.

This is my way of posting without really having to say something.