Tuesday, August 25, 2009

More Shenaniganz

Customer: Are you all hiring?


Employee: Sure. We're looking for overnight shift especially.


Customer: Oh, I can't do that. I can't work weekends, or past 9pm, or earlier than noon. And I would like to be a manager.


Employee wishes the manager job that only works noon to 9pm with no weekends was available, as they would apply for it themself. Employee then tries to think what to tell the person....


Customer: "Oh, and you all don't drug test, do you?"


Employee: I just remembered, we're not hiring right now.


Customer: OK, just ring up my beer, lottery tickets, and this month's issue of Jugs then.




so is anyone looking for a job? I have met so many people I would like to work with on blogger but not in real life. Sigh.

Xmsgs

So a short MSG here and then to my ex is going to appear here, called xmsgs. The mags won't always make sense to all and don't feel obliged to read them, but this weeks' MSG is....

I have my dog and u r not gettin him. Ever. And u r a loser who owes me money and my stuff


Ok I feel better people. Be back soon.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Oops. I was a tad off.

So hey sorry about the time delay. I am now posting from my I phone while I wait for my laptop to be replaced but things are going pretty well and I have loads to share and catch up on with all three of you. Long day today at shenaniganzs and I am now slightly drunk so more tomorrow. Love u all.