Huh. What should I do?

My ex, wants to be facebook friends after two years of being apart. Two years of no apologies for the shit I was put through.

I'm not sure if I should do it.

Or maybe this is just considered "moving on"?

Argh.

Hhmmmm......

My straight brother is working at a gay bar. I find this quite amusing. But hey. Money is money. The transfer to a busier store is going well. I have been yelled at, kicked more people out, and had to call the police more rimes in a month than my whole year at my last store.

So how is everyone?

The future is here!

Well, not really, the present is here. The future is coming. But anyway, I finally got a wireless account for my laptop, so I don't have to depend on other people's sometimes faulty wireless signals, and I don't have to hang at Starbucks or Hooters to use their WiFi. I can now, comfortably and without fear of being arrested, blog away completely naked.



Don't leave, I am not naked right now. Anyway, Happy Villain made a comment on the last post that it was too bad I couldn't have lost my ex and kept the ex's family. I then realized, due to my poor blogging skills lately, I had not let you all know what was going on with that. I still call them Ex Dad and Ex Sister, etc. but they are all still very much in my life. IT is amazing. Ex sister #1 and Ex sister #2 actually helped me move back here and leave the ex in Kentucky. They then helped me with money until my first check came in. I have dinner and hang with Ex Mom and Dad, party with the ex sisters, and hang out with my nieces and nephew. In fact, just last night at work my niece's boyfriend came into Shenaniganz, and when my niece realized i was there she came in to give me a hug and say she loved me.

Aaawwww. So anyway, I did get to get rid of the ex and keep the ex family. Life is good sometimes.

More later, I have been online for 1/2 an hour and I am anxious to see what all Britney Spears has been up to. Just kidding, you know I will be checking out porn.

Everyone loves... uh. sporting goods?

Strolling down memory lane.....

MY ex and I stressed to figure out one year what to give his dad for his birthday. His dad had made mention, as good parents will, that he wanted some stuff at Dick's Sporting Goods. He wouldn't mention what stuff, hence, hinting for a gift certificate.

We were more than happy to oblige. I am a big fan of gift certificates, despite people saying they are sentimental enough. I have enough sentiment in my life, give me more gift certificates dammit.

Anyway, back to the stroll.....

At his dad's birthday party, his dad opens gift number two, not from us, and gets, a gift certificate from Dick's Sporting Goods. My ex and I look at each other with a "oh well, great minds think alike" look.

Gift number 4 is, yep, a gift certificate for Dick's sporting goods. My ex and I think, great, now we're going to look really original, and why oh why didn't we get him to open our card first. At least we got him a card, the other two gift cards were just in a little Dick's sporting goods envelope. We rock.

X-Dad, mentions that he can use both certificates to buy something better now.

So, gift number six, us, he opens the card, reads it, and announces he got another gift certificate to Dick's Sporting Goods. My ex, ever so lame, apologizes, but X-Dad, being awesome, looks sincerely at the both of us, and says,

"That's okay, because you can NEVER get enough Dick's."

Wow. We didn't laugh. At least right then. But we laughed for weeks. And quoted him for weeks. Because, know it or not, it was the best thing a dad could ever have said to his gay son and partner.

And you know what? You really can't ever get enough Dick's.

Keepher

A long, long time ago, for those of you who have been around with me, I told you I got a digital camera and would start posting some pics.

Well, I only thought it appropriate the first personal pic would be of my baby, Keepher.

He looks kinda sad here, but really, he was just posing. "Contemplative" is what I think he was going for here.