Thanks for standing by.

The "new and improved" blogger totally doesn't work with my pc and software. I just found a way in, by logging into google first, then using a link to get here. But before, I could only post titles of posts, and then I found how to post text, but if I went to edit it, it disappeared.

And I still can't get pics to upload.

Thanks to those of you stopping by, I think I am just going to violate my "blogging at work" policy and post stuff from there.

Happy Easter, and if that doesn't apply to you, Happy Sunday.

(It was 80 degrees here three days ago, and this weekend we had snow. Crazy.)

i am temporarily experiencing technical difficulties

testing if any text comes up. please standy by.

hold on for one more day.....

ponder this.....

think this over while I try to get my pc to work with this whole new google blogger thing. bloogle? whatever, it is ticking me off, and made me lose stuff, so think this over for now.....

Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but, they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Now just try to not sing the slinky song all day long.

I am playing for the other team, now.

I switched to the google version, after numerous tries (not impressing me too much, but it could be the crappy pc I am using, who knows?)

And like Spinning Girl mentioned, I am having some issues, viewing icons and all, but I have just started to check it out.

Just thought I would share that without my baby (the culinary arts graduate) at home, I actually cooked a pizza with the cardboard still underneath it. Luckily, it was on a pizza stone (thanks for the great Christmas gift to my mother in law.) so it didn't catch fire, and was still actually edible. I blame it on stress, others I have shared the story with blame in on bourbon.

I will not be having a vote on this one, it was stress.

Insanity Rehab

Do they have rehab for when you've recently gone insane, but think you're better now? (No, I don't have a doctor's note, saying I am sane now, but I think I am.) Anyway, sorry for the lapse, but get this, Justin leaves for 3 1/2 weeks so far for California (the opposite side of the country, for those of you who remember where I am at) and leaves me with no phone, internet, or cable. So, insanity ensued. And plenty of drinking. I really should donate some money to Henry McKenna, he kept me sane. Of course, now that I am sane, I didn't give Henry up or anything, he stuck through it all with me.

Anyway, I thought I was getting hugely popular, with no posting, but it turns out the spammers are on to me. So I am going to do some house cleaning, promise.

How's everyone? This is literally my first night with phone, cable and internet in almost a month, so I have a lot of catching up to do, as I don't do too much inappropriate web surfing at work, but I have been reading a few of you that are mildly work appropriate.

More to come, may be moving to San Diego, more on that later, too. Henry has started to kick in, meaning my typing skills have gone all to hell....

Thanks for those of you who still check in, I'll be checking on you too.

And as for you SG, I have been keeping tabs on you from work, despite the precarious ledge you walk as to being work appropriate.

wow. another one gone?

yes, another year gone. another year pending. and I seem to be in a similar place as the past several, several, years. oh well, there are some happy times mixed in there with all the other moments, so it could be worse.

i wish all of you the best. and now, for some random crap.

Random Crap Item #1: I haven't been posting as much, mostly because I refuse (as does my blogger friend Happy Librarian) to post from work. I have slacked a little and read some of your blogs from work (those of you whose blogs are work acceptable), but I won't be associated with my own blog at work. Sorry, and I will be posting more in '07 again, it has been calling to me lately.

Random Crap Item #2: Ever wonder if your writing is more male or female? Now you can find out. go to the gender genie and it will tell you.

Random Crap Item #3: Your trash cans and trash do not belong to you. Even while on your own property. We have had some people go through our trash lately, and the trash cans sit on our property. However, since the official trash people are nice enough to pick up the trash from that spot (instead of me having to haul it to the curb) it is considered public abandoned property. And it doesnt matter to the police that the people doing it are rude, look into the cars, and won't leave. I learn something new every day. Whether I want to or not. So guard your trash, shred those credit card numbers, and don't throw away anything a wandering crack addict might consider wanting, as they come back. I am thinking about putting some disgusting foul things in there, just for them. what exactly disgusts a wandering crack addict?

That's it for now.

Happy new year, and if you have gift cards you just don't know what to do with, my birthday is only 9 days away, and I will kindly provide you my mailing address.

i'm still here....

I promise. i am back. maybe just not as full force as i was for a while there. but i am back. and there's some good stuff coming. really. i am trying to catch up on everyone's lives, but give me some time, please.

i will get back to normal posting. normal. not hyper-active everday posting maybe, but at least once in a while.

merry Christmas friends.

I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

I would tell you who I stole the idea for this from, but it's part of the quiz, so I won't. (But a freebie for those of you who visit my link list on the right.)

Take My Quiz on QuizYourFriends.com Can you Ace my quiz? Yes! No Let's Find Out!

HappyVille?

Okay, I try to keep the blog lighthearted, except when I am bitchin about stuff, but come one...Room for gay penguins in school libraries? - Education - MSNBC.com Is this for real? It's based on a true story. And they are animals for crying out loud.

I am sure there is some kind of "happy feet" joke in here somewhere, I am just way too intoxicated to think of it right now.

Seriously. My life would be so much easier if I was a gay penguin, I mean, they just went and adopted a kid, no problems whatsoever. *SIGH*

Happy Librarian (link on the right, check her out), what is your library's policy on this book? Just wondering.....

Where oh where....?

I am refusing to update my links on the right, hoping that some of the now missing people will return. *SIGH*. And some aren't just not posting, they are officially gone.

Anyway, while I soak the misery of my missing blog friends with bourbon, I will be posting this weekend on the events of last weekend, which included getting drunk with some preteen and teen girls (they weren't drunk, I was), a 16 year old drunk boy, and some of their parents. Heh, it's amusing, not perverted, so don't come back expecting something perverted. That's next week's post.

Totally unrelated, did you ever notice how people you like disappear from your life, yet people you don't like end up resurfacing time and time again? Argh. (Yes, I just typed argh. I never actually say argh out loud, but I do find myself typing it a lot.)

So, what's been up with everyone? I am trying to catch up on everyone's blogs, until then.....

Tina Fey loves Spinning Girl

Spinning Girl Tina Fey reads Spinning Girls' blog, as should you. In tonight's episode of 30 rock, (yes, I had nothing better to do than drink bourbon and watch 30 rock), they used the word vajayjay. I give all credit to SG for making the word popular, despite other theories of where it originated. Check SG out. For the pervs, no vajayjays are actually pictured.

Four Second Frenzy

Four Second Frenzy And as for this, I am done for the night. But I dedicate this site post to my baby, who has ultimate ADD. each game is only 4 seconds. and he still lost interest.

New Jersey court recognizes right to same-sex unions - CNN.com

New Jersey court recognizes right to same-sex unions - CNN.com I have to go to New Jersey? Seriously? (No offense to you New Jersians or anything, but come on...) And why can't they ever find an attractive couple getting married?

alright, I'm sorry.

ok, i am really sorry for my abrupt disappearance. but it's going to make for some great stories, including: (yes, once again) psycho roommates, police, too much drinking, another move, a computer that doesn't want to run anything because it's still on 98 (hey, it was free....), it won't allow me to upload pics, I need a better operating system. and cash.

I see I need to update some of my links, some of my peeps are missing, luckily, some of my favorites are still there, including my favorite vajajay girl.

Good thoughts that my pc keeps on working for a while, or else I will be blogging from an asylum. they allow that, don't they?

wjat the f*!&

Ok, I moved, and the PC suddenly had issues according to the cable company. So, I am not supposed to be on the internet at all, but here I am.

So, if anyone has something more current than Windows 98, I am open for "suggestions" on getting it. Cheap.

Second, I have missed you all. Lots to update you on, including a roommie (no roomies anymore, I swear) that had a dress bust of his grandma near her ashes and portrait. painted in the same dress. creeeeeeepy.

if this internet thing stays up, lots more to come. otherwise, until then.....

country living, and pain.

ok, short apologetic post, i moved, which was a good thing. more on that later. Last week, to celebrate the 4th of July, I visited the Emergency room on the 3rd, again on the 4th, and then went in for an "out patient" procedure on the 6th, which became me being stuck in the hospital for a couple of days.

i am doing better now, still at home, still having a nurse come every day, but still getting pain killers and bourbon, so it's not terribly horrific.

i have not forgotten you all, and as soon as I can sit in front of the computer for more than a few minutes, or until someone nice buys me a laptop, I will be back.

Where was my camera?

Another life lesson, always carry your digital camera. Driving home this morning, we saw a woman in the middle of a big road, with nothing else in sight, holding a sign that said, "Hot Fish! $3"

I will always regret not having my camera for that.

What about Brian?

I have been trying to come up with some new material, and as an occasional reader of "pink is the new blog", I decided to interview celebrities. Unfortunately, living where I do, I don't have much access to any, not even D-Listers. (And we are NOT counting the Indian from the Village People, previously dissed here in an exclusive disturbing story.) Brian Dunkleman was a cohost with Ryan Seacrest on the first season of American Idol, and while he says he left the show to pursue other opportunities in the film industry, I found him at a local burger chain, and he granted me an exclusive interview during his 10 minute break between burger flipping.

Me: So, Brian, what have you been up to?
Brian: Reading scripts, auditioning, you know.....
Me: So, flipping burgers, reading books, and practicing in front of the mirror?
Brian: Pretty much.
Me: Rumors abound about why you left the show. One of which has to do with an affair with someone....
Brian: I did NOT sleep with Ryan Seacrest. I am not gay.
Me: Hey, chill out, no one said YOU were gay.
both of us chuckle lightly.
Me: so Ryan then.....?
Brian: do I even have to answer that?
Me: no, not really. Whats Justin Guarini been up to?
Brian: Would you like to talk to him, I think he is mopping the restrooms right about now.
As I looked to see if Brian was joking with me, he had to return to check on his burgers, I asked a few coworkers, who said Brian was a decent guy, who only occasionally got upset when someone makes fun of his disappearance form idol, and Ryan's success afterwards.

I had planned a follow up to see exactly what Paula takes/drinks/whatever, as I want to have her state of mind, and about Clay's bizarre hair, Brian was offered another job and the Dunkin Donuts across the street and was unavailable to continue our interview.

So, my new foray into E list celebrity interviews didn't start off so well, but I think my new plan is to keep fading stars in the news, like Nancy McKeon (Jo from the Facts of Life) who didn't even star in the reunion specials, like she had something better to do.

Disclaimer: Just because this interview was concerning American Idol, does not mean this blogger endorses it, watches it, or is even remotely aware of any happenings from the show, other than the slightly epileptic guy one, Kelly Clarkson rocks, and Paula Abdul should share her entire "health" regime for this rest of us. I can honestly say I have never once voted, although I wanted to once, while Chris Daughtry was still in the running. (Me and Spinning Girl have something else in common.) I should also mention, that while I did interview Brian Dunkleman, there is a slight chance it wasn't the same one, and he was just pulling my leg. (He wasn't carrying identification at the time of the interview, and calls to verify to his phone have only returned a disconnected phone, leading to some credibility it was actually him.)

This is why I haven't been posting....

You Are 84% Evil

You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you!

How Evil Are You?

I feel better now with a real excuse, not just the lame ass shit going on in my life, that tends to take away from my blogging time. I am evil. A very sociable, nice kind of evil. Maybe even passive aggressive evil. Is there a passive aggressive test out there? If anyone knows, please let me know. I am the king of that. Or queen. Whatever.

I was actually told today, as constructive criticism, that I am too nice at work. If those people only knew me outside of work. (Inset evil laugh sound here, no way am I going to try to spell it.)

I was going to post more, but nah, I'll wait. I am evil after all.