More Shenaniganz

Customer: Are you all hiring?

Employee: Sure. We're looking for overnight shift especially.

Customer: Oh, I can't do that. I can't work weekends, or past 9pm, or earlier than noon. And I would like to be a manager.

Employee wishes the manager job that only works noon to 9pm with no weekends was available, as they would apply for it themself. Employee then tries to think what to tell the person....

Customer: "Oh, and you all don't drug test, do you?"

Employee: I just remembered, we're not hiring right now.

Customer: OK, just ring up my beer, lottery tickets, and this month's issue of Jugs then.

so is anyone looking for a job? I have met so many people I would like to work with on blogger but not in real life. Sigh.