Hi folks. I'm the blog doctor. The blog coroner was on his way here, to offically pronounce this blog dead, but he always ignores protocol, so I beat him here to make sure Bobby's Verbal Vomit Blog is actually dead.
So, let's take a look. No posts since March 7, that's a good sign of a dead blog. Even the lamest of bloggers can give some warning of a hiatus, or post something like "I'll be back soon", but nothing here. HHmmm.....
Let me take a look at the patient. HHhmm, a little bit of brain activity. From the blog brain waves, I see Bobby's Verbal Vomit has been listening to Spinning Girl, who recently so eloquently asked "What the hell?". A definate spike in the brain waves after that. Let me see what else is going on in Bobby's brain.
Emergency room visit for Justin. (He's good now.)
Emergency room visito for a neighbor's dog. (She's good now.)
Another surgery for Justin this Wednesday.
Stupid ass people bothering Bobby, filling up that part of the brain that wants to blog.
Warm weather is bringing back the angry joggers.
Another move coming up in June.
I hit the part of Bobby's brain that blogs, and there is still some life there people. I say let's give it a few days, and my prognosis is that Bobby will be back full on.
Signing off now, there's plenty of sick and dying blogs for me to check out. -The Blog Doctor
5 comments:
OMG. Yay! *phew* That was fucking close. Dammit, Bobby, don't ever do that to us again. We thought we lost you for good.
Holy crap.
Ok, I'm ok. Just gets ta bloggin, already!
Well, spank my ass and call me Sally.
BOBBY'S BLOG LIVES! It's a miracle!
It's the right time of year for such miracles, resurrecting a dead guru, you know. Shall we call you Lazarus? Or should we just exchange baskets and eat chocolate bunnies and hard-boiled eggs that are dyed blue while we await the next post?
Sorry for all the in-between woes. YAY joggers! I love when you torment them!
some people just don't have anything interesting to write for a month, so they don't write anything. I think it's a good thing. you can't really warn people about that though. blogs that are too self-referencing aren't so great anyway.
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