I want to be semi-original with "add the caption" time, with either my own photos, or in this case, since this is not my picture, with adding some small variation. So, instead of just adding a caption to this picture, let's all pretend for a moment that Mariah Carey can read. If she could read, what would the book title be? Come on, I know we can get some good ones with this.... for a sample of one of mine, hit the comments.
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"How to rejuvenate your dying career in 5 easy steps" by Madonna.
"it's all real- really", by michael jackson.
i wonder how much breasts like those cost.....
How to photoshop your head on some hot girls body for dummies.
"101 uses of a dead career"
"Mariah: My Music, My Breasts & How You Can Have Both for $19.95"
The Art of Breast Maintenance...by Robert Pirsig's wife.
She is reading a book about murdering pesky career killers, like Kelly Clarkson...
Hop on Pop?
"101 Ways To Hold A Dildo"
Chapter One: Using Your Feet
"HAHAHAHA! i get it! ... to get to the other side!"
Whatever the title, there would be a half naked man on the back with long flowing hair and pecs to knock your eye out.
How To Love Yourself When No One Else Will
By Mariah Carey
(Because only she would read her own self-love book.)
Glitter - soon to be a major box office movie smash
The Mega-Giant Stand-Alone Fan 5000 User's Manual
"Words that rhyme with venus" by Dr. Suess.
I laughed out loud at some of these, and chuckled at them all. Good times.....
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